Why does tevez have a dummy

Joined Sep 1, Messages 14, Location Stretford. I fecking hate those sort of self-indulgent celebrations - dummies, baby craddling, kissing imaginary rings - I'd make it a red-cardable offence. Or award the goal to the opposition. Escobar Poster originally known as Michel Top twitter thread suggester. Joined Oct 16, Messages 9, Location Denmark.

GE Negative Moaning Mentalist. Dedicated to his daughter. GusHiddink Alex Ferguson will not win another champions leagu Newbie. Joined Jul 25, Messages 6, Location In the berbatov thread trying to push the deal thr. Joined Jul 7, Messages 24, He could've at least used a blue dummy as opposed to a pink one. Perhaps this is his way of coming out? Either way I don't mind as long as he's banging in the goals. He should have used a fake tit.. Tibs Full Member. He was calling Ronaldo a dummy because the don't get on.

Decotron said:. Reminds me of another bizarre celebration by a south American:. Fans of America-Belo Horizonte, whose nickname is the Rabbits, were outraged, while players became recklessly hostile.

Edmilson was spat on by one player and hacked down by another, who was sent off. Ballache Full Member. Tevez was suspended for one game for imitating a chicken during during a goal celebration against archrival River Plate in a Libertadores Cup match in June. River also is known as "The Chickens" Las Gallinas named by its detractors after the club gave away the final against Penarol of Uruguay. I would be wary of anyone who keeps a childs dummy in their shorts. Also is it just me or has he lost loads of weight?

Sam New Member. Joined Aug 1, Messages 31, Sam 1 said:. Certainly, just watch the highlights of either the City or Pompey match from the start of the season, and compare his physique then, with what it is now, he's lost tons of weight. GusHiddink said:. You didn't see it?! Mourinho takes his moans about refs to Instagram, by posting side-by-side images attacking calls on penalties for Juve Ronnie O'Sullivan nearly missed the start of his English Open match because he was eating a KEBAB - but he would rather be docked a frame than rush!

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Most common is the baby-rocking mime, as coined by Brazilian Bebeto at the World Cup, and mimicked ever since by goalscoring fathers of new-borns keen to finagle their way into the TV round-up package. Luis Garcia, lately of Liverpool, copied his thumb-suck routine from Roma's Francesco Totti, who in produced the grand-daddy of all child-related footballing mimes: after scoring against Lazio he stuffed the ball up his jersey, lay down and simulated "giving birth", surrounded by cheering team mates, as a tribute to his - no doubt delighted - pregnant wife.

These kind of celebrations are in keeping with footballers' touching enthusiasm for children and child-related things. It is possible that there is also some form of primitive display involved, a boastful reference to one's own potency. Or perhaps, in championing the dummy, footballers have simply found yet another way of setting a bad example, what with the National Childbirth Trust's current warnings about misaligned teeth and the risk of infection.